wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
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i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
(Source: thefugitivedimension, via crystallized-teardrops)
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
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how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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