August 2012
Friends: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me.
Other friends: Omg this boy I like sent me an adorable message about how amazing he thinks I am.
Me: Sometimes people on Tumblr send me messages saying that they like my blog. It's very touching
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July 2012
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dutchslut:
the fridge is empty just like my heart
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Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
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the doctor: all of time and space, where do you wanna start?
me: can we go to comic-con please
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biggeringlikemydick:
can you sue someone for sexually frustrating you
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